Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
Lil_Red777 21
You're ******* stupid and deserve everything you got.
chocolatefrog28 29
You avoid a dramatic scene by NOT cheating. If you're interested enough in someone else to think about messing around, you break up with whomever you're involved with instead of being an ass.
HAno97 12
You deserve it ASSHOLE
reymon8823 24
You deserve it you Dick guys like you give all of us guys a bad rep
crazy4books23 13
You're an asshole. YDI for sure. Good for your ex to beat your ass
beclaurela 18
WHAT the **** did you think was going to happen? More power to her. You're a ******* asshole. You're lucky those are the only injuries she gave you.
DatPinkman 4
Would you be standing by those words should the tables be flipped #91?
GamerGriffin 10
she shoulda kicked him in the balls so hard he couldn't have kids with the other girl hes seeing
NotoriousLES 14
Not much worse you could do than cheat on, break up with, AND publicly humiliate someone one all at once. If it was the other way around, I'd (as a woman myself) support a guy giving her good slap to the face. Anything more than that, no because men are usually a lot stronger and tougher than women.
BitteSpringNicht 12
You got off lightly from what I read. YDI and I hope karma comes and bites your ass.
carecow 16
I'd say you deserved more then that for hurting her in public ontop of what you already did.
merryberry 7
I'm only sorry that I wasn't able to video tape it, asshole.
life_sucks225 13
You're the kind of person that shouldn't produce children, ever.