Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
jasmine2301 25
That awkward moment when 1000+ people accidently press the FML button instead of the YDI button.
RrubiksCuber 6
HAHAHA hese comments are hilarious. Do you know how much shit you people would flip if a guy gave a girl a concussion and a broken nose after finding out she was cheating? I notice many of the YDI comments are from females. Apparently it's only wrong when men hit women, but women can beat the **** out of any guy and be praised on the internet. WTF I'm out.
BobbieH 19
My thoughts exactly! Violence either is never or always condoned; you can't have it both ways. I love all the "At least you told her..." comments too. Why is this considered noble on his part? Cheaters tell to clear their own conscious. Telling her the truth instead of just breaking it off only serves him not her!
DWordHead16 19
Bahaha yeah, you're right. I only said what I said about him deserving what he got for cheating, although I never thought about it if it was actually the girl. Hmmm. You made me think twice about what I said, although if a girl cheated I personally think she deserves whatever she gets from the guy she cheated on, too. Most of the time (I think) guys aren't aggressive. *shrugs*
love_me_electric 20
Agree 100%. If she'd just slapped him in the face or something I would've said YDI, but putting him in the ******* hospital is NOT okay. She should be charged with assault, what a psycho.
monnanon 13
violence is justifiable in many circumstances its more healthy to fight it out than to hold a a grudge for ages and cause someone psychological harm.
UniqueGummyBear 8
if the genders were reversed she would deserve to get busted too. no double standards here.
TXfmylifer 10
What lame story are you gonna make up for your mistress you stupid liar?
pinkwho 13
If you cheat...you will get beat. - Johnny Cochran (paraphrase) YDI OP
Ab5traktion_83 9
You're an idiot and deserved it.
midnight165 5
I could be wrong but does "seeing another woman" necessarily mean you have been cheating on her, if so go hang yourself. If you just started having feelings for someone else and wanted to break it off with her then I guess you did your best but u deserve what you had coming
carmagnet 11
Maybe not physically cheating on her. But seeing another woman doesn't mean that they haven't done anything. They probably would have gone out on dates, kissed and who is to say it didn't go further? Just because he didn't sleep with someone doesn't mean it isn't cheating.
NotoriousLES 14
"Seeing" typically means dating, at the least. Dating behind your girlfriend's back is cheating, period. Out side of the need for STD testing, sex is really not at issue when comes to being unfaithful
williamcarter93 13
I can bet all of Donald Trump's money that if this was switched and she had cheated on him and he had given her a broken nose and concussion, people would be all 'wife beater! evil low life etc etc!' but since a woman did the damage it's okay? Hypocrites. It's never okay to do that to someone who has not struck you, hurt, angry or not.
13swabra 9
well, i might be the exception here, but im going to say that i tend to ignore the double standard, does this mean that i approve of violence here, no, but all the same, when 90% of the time you ignore the double standard you are either an asshole or sexist, it can be hard to live up to the idea of true equality, and so quite a lot of people fall into the double standard because its all they know how to do right, so getting mad at them isn't going to solve anything. hopefully some of this creates discussion, but either way, think on what i just said please
carmagnet 11
By all means his username is false. I don't think that by the time she hit him they were still dating thus making it not domestic violence. YDI
MidnaLink 33
Even if you confess in a public place, you'll just end on the floor somehow.
NotoriousLES 14
I think that actually makes it more likely! Public humiliation isn't exactly calming to woman scorned.
jrock9093 18
Your an idiot that make real men look bad! Grow some balls and be faithful or get a castration! You little boy! Manly men are there for there woman, losers paw at the dog and get scraps! Yep your a dirty mangy mutt go fetch!