Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML
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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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stormstarcj 12
Dumbass
amc597 28
You deserve it, ass.
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Comments (389)
broderickc 13
Karma.
ZombieInConverse 13
YDI a-hole
DocBastard 38
I've done the math, and there is a 99.16% chance that this is the biggest YDI in FML history. Go **** yourself, you cheating ******* coward.
Olympiakos10 15
Nah, the guy who microwaved his phone takes the retard of the century trophy
AKGirlinSD 20
Thanks, Doc. I was wondering where this would rank in the land of YDI and you've answered it. The microwave cell phone is up there too.
EmoFlowers 19
I think the Babysitter who had sex on the couch of her employers & then learning that they had a nanny cam might be close.
aligater10 7
your my hero *_*
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
no... cheating takes the cake. op I dont know why you even posted this. all of us now know what piece of shit u are.
blackonblight 32
Really? He didn't even use the phrase "I thought it would be funny" in it, that tends to spike things pretty high in the YDI side. I feel like there's been plenty on par with this waste of skin, though it is a douchequake.
AKGirlinSD 20
120, I read that one to my boyfriend and his reaction was, "We never getting a babysitter!" I agreed.
flockz 19
no no it was definitely the guy who got his dick stuck in his deskfan.
little_one 20
Too many variables here. Was he cheating or chatting over coffee? What if he knew about her explosive behaviour and tried to leave her not in public dude would be in a body bag! He could have tried to break off before and she refused to believe it. Cheating hurts and it's bad but I've heard ten times worse stories about cheaters being caught in the act. You guys are heartless. Poor girl ugh poor guy! He didn't deserve abuse in any circumstance. People can die! A man died minutes from my work because he got punched in the head! A very young man is dead and another young man is going to jail, does no one ever learn. You have to hit someone with a ton of force to break a nose and cause a concussion. Anything more than a slap deserves a restraining order and counselling if not jail time.
thatdangmexican 18
Did you expect sympathy? C'mon, dude, this is FML.
Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16
Why did you even think that would work? You think a public place will ever stop a rightly pissed off and cheated on woman?
NotoriousLES 14
Not only will it not stop her, adding public humiliation to the betrayal is like poring rocket fuel on a fire!
girlbye23 15
Thats what you get for 1. Seeing someone else 2. Believing she would remain calm in public
jw90 18
Even tho you were finally honest with her I still say YDI. Cheating is a cowards way out. If you didn't want to be with her you should have been honest about it.
TrinityNevada 11
Maybe the girlfriend needs to learn what it's like to have someone put their hands on her. I don't care if OP cheated or not, he should file a lawsuit and make her life Hell. Maybe the person he cheated with treats him better than she did.
Andrai 10
OR maybe she was the sweetest girl in the world and he was a sorry sap who is just a cheating douche? Yeah. You can suggest things like that but it doesnt mean its true. EVEN if she was nicer to him than his current girlfriend then he should have broken up with his now ex girlfriend. Seriously I cant believe there are actually people defending him. He was in the wrong to be cheating on her. people say if a guy hit a girl people would blame him. that may be true however, if a girl would have done what he had done then she would have been labeled as a ***** for the rest of her life. So, him deserving it is the case. Sorry OP but YOU DESERVE IT.
NotoriousLES 14
There are actually legal loop holes created for situations like this called "aggravating circumstances". It's the law's way of saying, 'Yes that was wrong but c'mon, that douche really did have it coming.'
Bunny21 11
Cheater alert!
Nyx7 24
If this person treated him better wouldn't it be better to break up rather than cheating?
Komaeda 14
You honestly deserved that one, asshole.
phoneYuNOlisten 16
You deserve it, you ******* cheater. Now, the extent of your injuries, maybe not, you deserved something.