Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
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Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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Top comments
sweetprettykitty 10
Bitches be trippin.
miss_jules 11
How could you asking for a bite of her food possibly make her think that? That is so illogical I can't even think of a reason.
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Comments (63)
dutchy86 20
what a fattitude! FYL
cakefete2 31
Decent pun, but still not a good idea. The thumbs, they seem angry.
Floortje 17
You sure you only and exactly said "can I have a bite?" Nothing else she could've misinterpreted? ;)
De_Bri 16
That's very peculiar. Nothing offensive was said. Women man. Perhaps there is more to the story we don't know. I just don't get it. And I am a lady.
Shadowbay 18
Emotions... she seems to be worried about what you think about her, some women think way too much and when she's insecure even normal comments will seem like an attack on her... just try talking to her it could be something totally unrelated that's eating at her
foxwasalamb 24
sometimes people subconsciously project how they feel
cksmith51 14
If she's that self conscious she needs help
robertmil90 10
wait. ..what? no really what?
boshbish 14
Hormones or existing insecurity that she takes every food/weight reference towards herself as a negative. Either way, just talk to her.
Witchylady 18
Why not just order more food? You should know by now women are very sensitive about food and their weight. I hope you have deep bank accounts. You are going to have to make it up to her
Setareh23 34
I don't really think that's fair though. He just wanted a bite of her food. He didn't ask anything unreasonable and definitely not rude. Sure some girls are sensitive about their weight, but the way his gf reacted is totally overboard. She seems to have some serious self-image issues, and rather than just buying his own food to avoid the problem, I think it would be better for him to talk to her about her issues. Her insecurities won't just disappear, and if he doesn't support her and help her face them, they'll only get worse.
InfiniteSecret 20
Really making generalisations and saying he has to buy her stuff because of this. That messed up.
Dmc169 9
So it's ok for women to take a man's food but not the other way around?
InfiniteSecret 20
It is okay both ways, depending on the people. Some people don't like people taking their food, some don't mind it. There isn't one rule for everyone