Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
Today, I accidentally said "Yes Daddy” to my boyfriend while at dinner with his parents. They threw me out. My boyfriend did nothing to defend me. FML
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Top comments
christopherwilli 14
Is your boyfriend a midget?
nzhx 23
Definitely not something he should've said, however I'm sure your boyfriend will understand that you can't be held responsible for your father's ignorance. Sorry about your dinner, OP!
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Comments (47)
91hayek 31
I would have just started with puns about his "short-temper" and how he needs to "take things down a notch." Make him fury road.
Draugen 16
He might have been negatively affected by the dwarf shortage.
milehigh52 22
I hope I'm not the only one who has Deja vu right now. I could've sworn I have seen this fml published before. If I'm wrong go ahead and down vote me into oblivion.
loserman67 36
Hopefully it was a short conversation.
daniel271 13
Your dad knows government secrets.
dirty_dan_ 15
Is the boyfriend a "midget"? If so, that's definitely not cool. But even if he's not, it's still not cool. Dump your dad
Attacksloth 33
People can be real dicks when they're drunk. I hope he apologizes when he sobers up.
russfml 31
Some people believe the meek will inherit the earth and others think midgets will. FYL OP
lolol123_fml 13
Boyfriend a midget?
skyblueprincess 17
boyfriend a midget?
AWildFresh 19
At least it wasn't your boyfriend that said that! :)