Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Top comments
Lothem 4
What was the joke?
McNikk 15
You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.
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Comments (92)
QQmore_fml 18
Are you a Toys"R"Us kid?
Enslaved 38
Hell yeah! Who isn't? "From bikes to trains to video games".
notforbirds 9
How many stores can say they have a giraffe!
galt 13
Wow.
NurseJonathan 9
How long did it take you to make this comment?
twistacular_ 3
At least you got your pillow pet to stay and not say anything. Whenever i tried, it would get back up, say something offensive every time and walk away flipping me off. I just don't get it.
Interwebzombie 15
Have you been taking proper care of your pillow pet? Maybe you should change its diet.
geekpower_fml 28
Ted, huh? Heard about that bear.
a_frogg 9
YDI for having a pillow pet at 30.
NurseJonathan 9
Thumbs down for not having one.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
The only way you could have made this worse would have been by posting it through Instagram.
bReLiNg 18
Hey we all get those moments. Sometimes you gotta go back just for the fun of it.
KileyPatterson 4
**** it, keep your youth. Your never to young for a pillow pet, they're great company ;)
YepThatsMeee 23
You're never too young to be childish.
SmokeyPlague 12
i agree with the both of you, being young never gets old lol
GSU2013 6
.... 30 and single I bet lol
xSunnyOlivia 17
You're an asshole. You're probably single too.
NurseJonathan 9
32- And probably likes to disperse shit. Just like an asshole.
TheJester12 15
Instead of immediately jumping to the conclusion that you live alone with 72 cats , I'm going to hope that you have multilevel marketing job, allowing you to collect residual income as you sit on your tush . Probably not .
gracehi 33
My boyfriend is an 8 year old boy and an 80 year old man trapped in a 33 year old's body, and I find it charming that he embraces both his inner child and old soul. Keep rocking that pillow pet, OP. I firmly believe that there's no such thing as a grown up.
notforbirds 9
Excellent point, but I don't appreciate the heart attack that I had immediately after reading "my boyfriend is an 8-year-old boy"
gracehi 33
Lol! Sorry about that! Guess I didn't think that one through!