Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
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Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML
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MissEmma_fml 22
unlucky. fair point though. he only cares
NattG17 0
What's wrong with that? He was concerned.
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Comments (121)
JNaftel 0
grow up. he cares, it's what any father should do.
marinus_fml 20
Who the hell falls asleep wrapped in their towel immediatly after a shower? Your dad had a good reason to think you had fainted! I can just imagine "Today, right after my shower I had fainted because I am diabetic. My dad didn't check to see if im ok because he thought I had just fallen asleep. FML"
stitch_book 4
i ... i fall asleep in my towel sometimes. heard all the cool kids are doing it! :D i feel so alone now. curse you all, non-fall-asleep-while-wearing-a-towel-after-taking-a-shower people! anyway, you're right. i don't get why this "FML" was approved.
Selena_is_back 7
This.
maphineRAWRS 10
don't worry stitch book, I do it too sometimes :)
marinus_fml 20
Josie, you're just strange like that.
stitch_book 4
maphineRAWRS = uber coolness as a side note, i'd advise against falling asleep with shoes on. horrible, HORRIBLE idea. -____-
maphineRAWRS 10
thankyou zmeiler! he's obviously just jealous ;) heheh YES IM UBER COOLNESS, WIN! :D hahah no shoes. I'll keep that in mind! :P
georggx 3
is that an fml? your dad just cares about you a hell of a lot..
skimonkey96 0
aaaaaaaaaand??? how is this an fml? i mean at least the dad was worried. sometimes I have athsma attacks and my dad doesn't even notice. this is not an fml.
flamegrilled123 3
at least he cares about you
ssalama04 0
how is this a FML?
020266t 5
I hate parents...
breenntt 0
He cares for you.
iheartglasses 0
This was mildly funny...
Iskaria 0
Lmao this is a great FML, the imagery of someone sleeping and being slapped the crap out of!