Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
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Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, my dad had a seizure just after taking his anti-seizure medicine and having been seizure-free for two and a half months. Did I mention I was pooping while my poor dad was having this? I ran out with my pants around my ankles, due to my stepmom flipping out, screaming at me to find the phone (which she found). FML
Today, my dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML
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MissEmma_fml 22
unlucky. fair point though. he only cares
NattG17 0
What's wrong with that? He was concerned.
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Comments (121)
itsuptome 0
happen to me
iRichiq 3
fyl? why? he cares about you and knows what to do... what if in reverse you fainted and he thought: ah just napping
Sparx1_1 16
Next time tell him to get lost - make sure you throw a screaming hissy fit over it and accuse him of just wanting to see you naked... Make it all about the drama... Then when you really are having a diabetic episode he'll be so worried about being wrong that he'll just leave you alone to lapse into a coma and get brain damage or die... Then he can come post an fml on your behalf.... Or you can just grow up and be glad he cares enough to do the right thing even if you are a whiny baby about it.
minty1807 9
at least he cares
Awnonymous 4
That's a minor inconvenience, if these are your problems in life you're living a pretty good life.
varkey 7
lol so u were naked? awk
marcranger 29
to all those saying "wah wah wah, at least daddy cares" this is NOT some minor issue. type I diabetes sucks. op could lose her eyesight, her kidneys, her heart function, even her limbs. there's probably more going on behind this fml. op probably knows all about the dangers here, and that, not getting rudely awakened, is the real story.
Seddah 3
Yes, diabetes has shitty complications, but that's really not the issue. The FML is about her being treated differently than other people because of the diabetes. Or at least that's my interpretation.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
fml? so if you were to have fainted, you would not want to your father to help revive you? damn suicidal thoughts!
AzKoldAzICE 3
well not often do ppl pass right out after w shower so he was just looking out 4 u
Hayllee 4
Yeah, that would be kind of awkward in a towel. Did you tell your dad slapping you in the face probably isn't going to work if you passed out due to a low?