Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML
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Today, I accidentally left my bedroom light on all day. When I got home, my mum screamed at me for wasting electricity. This is the same woman who leaves the TV on all day while she’s at work, all so our dogs have something to watch and won't be “bored”. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, my mother called me "wasteful" because I left the refrigerator door open and that "electricity money doesn’t grow on trees." This is the same person who lets my little sister have her light on all night, because she’s scared of the dark. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML
Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
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114tigers 0
Dude you should always save your shit before you leave the computer. Trust me.
isantorin 0
if it was that important, YDI for not having the common sense to save it.
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Comments (312)
mrme442 1
You know that thing called the save button? You should use it some time..
Juee009 12
it gets autosaved right????
jmar411 12
YDI for not saving it before going to take a shower, idiot.
kalynnepointer 7
Why didn't you save it before you went to shower? Saving takes 5 seconds, and especially if you have people in your house who don't know how a computer works. Have fun retyping that.
mullisupreme 16
why do people who write important essays not safe the shit??
Sarcastism 3
Some wise man once said, stupidity has no limits.. You my friend, has unlimited quantity of that. In fact your mom is more intelligent in a sense that she did thought of "saving" electricity". And you; wrote a whole essay and did not save... Who's illiterate now?
einselar 6
Jesus saves.
genevievegirl 5
YDI for not saving it yourself
BeautyBaby099 18
You don't know that you SAVE your junk when you're done? Especially if your parents or siblings are computer idiots. YDI for being a moron
fuckmealready 3
You worked on it for a few days and didn't save once? You had it coming