By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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Same thing different taste

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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luna_y_mar 0

I cracked up when I read this...oops sorry shouldn't have said it that way. Shit comes in different forms whether in life or apparently from ur own ass.

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ollie179 21

that's a shitty situation. BRING ON THE THUMBS DOWN!

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uprising_fml 0

aren't most ***** that way ? I mean, it's going to give off a rank gaseous stench no matter what .

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KyuuketsukiApple 30

Maybe OP is oblivious, they don't teach that in basic high school 'science'.

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docscientist 9

You guys are coming across as hipsters that jump on any chance to sound like you know more than others. The Fml states it was in 3 states of matter, not all 3 states, nor not in every state of matter. Reading comprehension makes all the difference.

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docscientist 9

Plus, if you want to be kings of douchedom, you should've mentioned how op forgot to mention his Bose-Einstein condensate.

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builditbetter09 3

Simply put "i took a shit.FML" which isn't really an FML.

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Rainchikmoo 6

And you felt the need to share this, why exactly? I will never be able to get this mental picture out of my head >.

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cutie724 8

How is this an fml? :s

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