Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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keven501 12
I think dad will have to pass on dessert tonight
DjeePee 25
YDI. If you send sexy pictures of yourself to your partner, you don't hit the send-button until you're completely sure the number (or emailadress) is the correct one.
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Comments (149)
jarockstar27 10
Oh wow....thats disturbing.....your poor dad....
RussianFox 13
You know not every word needs four periods after it.
SurfSnowSkate7 7
But fox, disturbing has 5 periods after it!
sheethapins 13
.... Are you sure? ....
klorehore 24
if I'd ever make this mistake I could comfort myself in my dad using old model cellphones that cannot receive picture messages. The thought of this fml makes me cringe.
SApprentice 34
3- That's the second time I've seen that phrase used today, what's wrong with you, FML? Incest is not 'wincest', and most of the time when that term is used on the internet it usually refers to underage sexual activity between siblings, often times an older male sibling on a younger sibling. As in, it generally implies pedophilia. Stop using that word, it's annoying as **** and we don't need pedophile references blasted at our eyes. 5, if you really like the way 3 thinks, I suggest you go have a talk with some of the felons who are serving life sentences right now for raping their kid siblings and ask them if that incest was really 'wincest' afterall. You two are disgusting.
newbiehere99 6
Gross.
gribbles 12
15 - holy shit. Calm down. It's an overused and admittedly horrible Internet joke. But this is after all, the Internet.
SApprentice 34
18- I don't care if this is the internet, I understand that there are going to be some very crude jokes, but I'm so ******* tired of that one. It's not something you joke about. There are somethings you don't make jokes about unless you're in the utter bowels of the internet- rape and jokes about how pleasant child incest is are some of those. I come on this site every day, I love the discussion, I love the jokes, I enjoy trying to makes jokes and failing miserably, but I DO NOT want to deal with that kind of bullshit on a website like this, where people come for laughs. I let it go the first time I saw it on that deleted FML about the guy dreaming that his mother gave him oral sex, but I'm not going to let it go again.
andiewithlove 21
I'm most definitely imagining you with the "Oh God, why?" face. This is one of the very few reasons I'm glad I'm paranoid about a lot of things. On the bright side, I'm assuming you're not living with your parents since you're getting married. Imagine how much worse this predicament would be if you were living at home, and in your teens! D:
spaboolly 26
No one living at home with their parents in their teens should be doing that to begin with.
andiewithlove 21
Oh no, don't get me wrong, I completely agree. It just would have been worse for OP had she still lived at home and was in her teens. I don't think "grounded for life" would cover it.
tj5810 21
OP is 16, and I assume she's living at home. Yeah. I'd be pissed if my daughter was doing that.
AgaveLoco 5
Your dad will lose appetite
martin_martian7 11
He will skip dessert for rest of his life now
warehouse_rat 8
daddy issues much, lol thumb this down i dont care lol
permannator 10
Ok I will
BulldogHoops 14
Watch out guys, we've got a badass over here.
herpderpherpderp 13
^^ your picture goes perfectly with your comment.