By MomOfBoys - 22/12/2016 21:20

Today, it's early-release before Christmas break for the kiddos, and my awesome-sauce boss let them hang out in our law office for the afternoon. So far, one has puked in the conference room, and the other has clogged the toilet. Only 2 hours to go. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 797
You deserved it 830

Same thing different taste

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This one was submitted a few days before Christmas. Apologies for the delay!

Way to start off your break OP... Better luck for spring break!

Ooh. Hope your kid feels better now and felt good for Christmas. It would suck to be sick for it. For your other one, it may be good to have him/her supervised while your at work if possible. It could have been worse. Merry (late) Christmas OP!

I read the awesome-sauce as being sarcastic, so it changed the context of the passage and made my head hurt. Initially.

I'm embarrassed by the term "awesome-sauce"

Who the hell uses the phrase "awesome-sauce?"

cootiequeen4444 11

Your "awesone sauce" boss: kids in the office. never again. (p.s. I forgive you for awesome sauce *pat pat*)