Sounds sick.

Way to start off your break OP... Better luck for spring break!

Ooh. Hope your kid feels better now and felt good for Christmas. It would suck to be sick for it. For your other one, it may be good to have him/her supervised while your at work if possible. It could have been worse. Merry (late) Christmas OP!

YDI for using the phrase "awesome sauce"

I read the awesome-sauce as being sarcastic, so it changed the context of the passage and made my head hurt. Initially.

I'm embarrassed by the term "awesome-sauce"

YDI for calling them "kiddos"

Sounds like the day is going very well

Who the hell uses the phrase "awesome-sauce?"

Your "awesone sauce" boss: kids in the office. never again. (p.s. I forgive you for awesome sauce *pat pat*)