FML : Today, it's early-release before Christmas break for the kiddos, and my awesome-sauce boss let them hang out in our law office for the afternoon. So far,...

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Today, it's early-release before Christmas break for the kiddos, and my awesome-sauce boss let them hang out in our law office for the afternoon. So far, one has puked in the conference room, and the other has clogged the toilet. Only 2 hours to go. FML

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You deserved it

By MomOfBoys - / Thursday 22 December 2016 21:20 /

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By cootiequeen4444 | 11

#7382329 - Sunday 1 January 2017 04:27

Your "awesone sauce" boss: kids in the office. never again. (p.s. I forgive you for awesome sauce *pat pat*)

By RaylanGivens | 13

#6729341 - Thursday 29 December 2016 07:07

Sounds sick.

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By Cali | 45

#6729339 - Thursday 29 December 2016 07:05

This one was submitted a few days before Christmas. Apologies for the delay!

By RaylanGivens | 13

#6729341 - Thursday 29 December 2016 07:07

Sounds sick.

By logank013 | 20

#6729342 - Thursday 29 December 2016 07:08

Way to start off your break OP... Better luck for spring break!

By roaf | 13

#6729343 - Thursday 29 December 2016 07:09

Ooh. Hope your kid feels better now and felt good for Christmas. It would suck to be sick for it. For your other one, it may be good to have him/her supervised while your at work if possible. It could have been worse. Merry (late) Christmas OP!

By SmashedxGlass | 3

#7381257 - Thursday 29 December 2016 10:52

YDI for using the phrase "awesome sauce"

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siggy_mcsigx | 17

#7381276 - Thursday 29 December 2016 12:43

I read the awesome-sauce as being sarcastic, so it changed the context of the passage and made my head hurt. Initially.

By Emmy0806 | 6

#7381413 - Thursday 29 December 2016 08:44

I'm embarrassed by the term "awesome-sauce"

By goodonem8 | 3

#7381491 - Friday 30 December 2016 01:51

YDI for calling them "kiddos"

By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7381526 - Friday 30 December 2016 03:17

Sounds like the day is going very well

By LPac5295 | 27

#7381790 - Friday 30 December 2016 07:14

Who the hell uses the phrase "awesome-sauce?"

By cootiequeen4444 | 11

#7382329 - Sunday 1 January 2017 04:27

Your "awesone sauce" boss: kids in the office. never again. (p.s. I forgive you for awesome sauce *pat pat*)

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