Intimacy: Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone...

By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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By AppState - 01/03/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonwymous - 18/10/2009 10:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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Just… why?

By Ob3nie - 14/07/2014 17:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 04:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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jaylinquent 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:43

maybe she screamed because it was too small

JoshTheMaggot 8

Friday 22 January 2010 16:06

Ydi that is soo funny. but don't do that crap in her moms house. what if she walled in on you taking the pic.

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mattm211 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:58

why is the word privates in quotes?

girlzrule94587 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:31

hella funny. next time, figur out what phone everyone has in the family, so u never mess up.

Asstazztic 8

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:39

maybe her mom is a clean freak and screamed because she thought she saw a peck of dust on her phone xD LOL

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 13:03

bahaha that's a good one

likeomgwhat 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:28

:LOL i seriously burst out laughing so hard after i read that

Valter 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:13

hahaha what's boss

iiazndorkii 4

Wednesday 3 February 2010 1:51

wow...I'm just guessing here...but uh... yer pretty small huh?

Jestress 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:01

LMAO!!

Hunter329 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 9:50

What the **** would you do that for?!

bella255 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:58

hahahahah thats hilarious

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Just… why?

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