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Like an episode of The Big Bang Theory..
"Rule of thumb" comes from an old British law that states a man cannot hit his wife with anything wider than his thumb.
If your thumb is only one inch long, you are weird.
Micci1979 Are you aware of the fact that wikipedia can be edited by anyone? I could write that Elvis was alive and living in my basement. Please don't cite it as a credible source...
Yeah, Wikipedia is TOTALLY inaccurate because "anyone can edit it". Yes, anyone can edit it, but unless it's backed up by a credible source, it won't be allowed by administrators. And, if it is, there is a note that says "This is not information from a credible source" ir "Citation needed". People who hate on Wikipedia for that reason are ignorant.
Wikipedia is pretty credible. Sure, using it as a source for reasearch papers and such will net you an F, but Wikipedia is great if you need general information. Every time someone edits a page, it is checked over by patrollers. Vandalism is usually fixed in less than an hour. Unfortunately, that particular article on Wikipedia needs additional sources and stuff. So use that information at your own risk.
Wikipedia also said polar bears live in the jungle. You can't trust sites anyone can change.
My dad uses his principles on his assistant managers at work! Be the pack leader! :D
Well you really should have guessed that was the case when she started balancing treats on your nose.
I'm sorry, this fml just made me laugh. I am sorry though, at least he is now your ex
That is shallow. What matters the technique that is used as long as their is LOVE and TRUST.
Women need to be trained like dogs. It's all their simple minds can understand.
no, women are extremely complicated beings that need to be very carefully tricked into doing things!
I like your profile picture. but honestly? that could be the mostbsexist thing i've ever heard...
What you said was mean and sexist. This isn't the olden days where women were treated like dogs. This is the 21st century. Women are equal of men and if you can't get that into your brain. Then your gonna have a hard time coping in life seeing all these free women
Well apparently it worked...
But did your leesh fit properly? Did he take your temperature with his big fat thermometer?
this is taken from another previous fml. and yes, this can only happen once, therefore this fml is fake.
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"Rule of thumb" comes from an old British law that states a man cannot hit his wife with anything wider than his thumb.
Yeah, Wikipedia is TOTALLY inaccurate because "anyone can edit it". Yes, anyone can edit it, but unless it's backed up by a credible source, it won't be allowed by administrators. And, if it is, there is a note that says "This is not information from a credible source" ir "Citation needed". People who hate on Wikipedia for that reason are ignorant.