Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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jaylinquent 0
maybe she screamed because it was too small
JoshTheMaggot 8
Ydi that is soo funny. but don't do that crap in her moms house. what if she walled in on you taking the pic.
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Comments (115)
raachelbabyy 0
LMAO!
Rs510 0
lmao
hotrodz28 5
they scream when they are small
Swishmantastic87 0
Deny, deny, deny, her mom secretly wants it in her mouth
Muthalecka 1
Lol smooth
Alexangel1866 6
You are such a dumb shit. You realize we really don't want pictures right? I don't care how attractive you think your penis looks, most girls just think it looks like some kind of sea cucumber.
cburke9 7
smooth. how can you not tell your gf's phone from yours? thats just dumb
CrazyV 22
hahaha you idiot. YDI
maddienoelle 13
That's awkward.
ImTheAlpha 30
I would find that ******* hilarious, if my boyfriend decided to do that. Knowing him, if he saw this FML, he totally would.