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90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.
How the heck does being a prostitute figure in to this?
Braaaaaaaaiiiiiinsss....
You're*
Call in the Ghostbusters!!! Either that, or who isn't almost a zombie on some mornings?
#71, I love it when people call people idiots and use wrong grammar. It's ******* awesome.
:O Zombieeeeeeee
90%? Okay, that got me laughing. Try another site based on the fact that one is utter rubbish :P And throw rocks at their servers whilst you're at it.
In Soviet Russia, Credit Report Kills You!
HAHA Excellent
epic win XDDDDD this FML is excellent, btw. a good story and funny delivery. *double thumbs up*
so, you're 10% dead. no biggie.
I'm not dead. I feeeeaaallll happyyyyy!
they ment financially...
Very funny post, I hope you get it all worked out.
90% of me says this fml post sucks
100% of me says you probably have no sense of humour.
It seems you're only mostly alive. Now mostly alive, means slightly dead.
True, its better then mostly dead
"To Blave" means "To Bluff"
Ome! Thank you! I was totally thinking of PB! :) this made my day ^^ And OP- you might wanna get that checked out... I hear being dead (even just "slightly") is bad for your health. :D lol
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90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.
In Soviet Russia, Credit Report Kills You!