By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I'm deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML
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Apocalyptus 0
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90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.

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untoldfame 3
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In Soviet Russia, Credit Report Kills You!

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Apocalyptus 0
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90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.

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no1askdu 5

or a prostitute

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Passerbye 0
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How the heck does being a prostitute figure in to this?

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HahaYDI 0

#14 I am giving you +2 internets for your awesomeness, so now you're up to 145 internets.

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Subtext 10
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Braaaaaaaaiiiiiinsss....

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z3r0ram 0

haha he has 10% doubt that he's living

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missmollylynn 0

at least 90% sure you're alive? you're pathetic attempt at humor failed miserably.

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Monie_Madness 0

And your pathetic attempt at being cool also failed miserably. Seriously, the OP was just joking. and OP, that FML made my day(:

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Shanx 0

your a fucking idiot

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musiclife_fml 0
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Call in the Ghostbusters!!! Either that, or who isn't almost a zombie on some mornings?

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astropuff69 9
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#71, I love it when people call people idiots and use wrong grammar. It's fucking awesome.

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NdnStlkr 0
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:O Zombieeeeeeee

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Faithful_Jewel 0
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90%? Okay, that got me laughing. Try another site based on the fact that one is utter rubbish :P And throw rocks at their servers whilst you're at it.

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Disturbed425 0

90%'s not bad. Most people have no idea they're alive so good for you!

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untoldfame 3
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In Soviet Russia, Credit Report Kills You!

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PhysOptGuy 0
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HAHA Excellent

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diet_otaku 0
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epic win XDDDDD this FML is excellent, btw. a good story and funny delivery. *double thumbs up*

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twistedluver101 2
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so, you're 10% dead. no biggie.

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gothymama 0
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I'm not dead. I feeeeaaallll happyyyyy!

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kingkash 0
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they ment financially...

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BenignScientists 0
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Very funny post, I hope you get it all worked out.

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lol_u_loser 0
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90% of me says this fml post sucks

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Jaxx66 21
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100% of me says you probably have no sense of humour.

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Hackle 0
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It seems you're only mostly alive. Now mostly alive, means slightly dead.

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miyon_fml 0
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True, its better then mostly dead

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PhysOptGuy 0
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"To Blave" means "To Bluff"

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Sun_Kissed18 25

:D Princess Bride! I love you all for those references!

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MandYy_fml 0
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Ome! Thank you! I was totally thinking of PB! :) this made my day ^^ And OP- you might wanna get that checked out... I hear being dead (even just "slightly") is bad for your health. :D lol

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