Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
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Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I bought myself a Crumbl cookie as a treat for losing 20lbs. Upon seeing it, my mom screamed at me for cheating on my diet and how I was going to "gain all the weight back" and insisted she eat some of it to "help me out." She left behind a tiny morsel of the cookie with a chocolate chip chunk. FML
Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
Today, I finally broke down and told my mom that I'd relapsed with my eating disorder. She told me to quit whining and eat a burger, because she didn't want to pay for another therapy session. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
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Top comments
nanny1010 12
Maybe it's so you can enjoy your favorite meal one last time before your hat work begins? Good luck dieting!
stormer461 13
She's like the evil witch from Hansel and Gretel. She's trying to fatten you up. Stay away from any large ovens or furnaces.
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Comments (76)
Dallasluver19 14
"uh. gee mom these cookies smell great! ..b-but I-I-I think I'll s-start the new diet tommorrow.."
SteezinDiego 3
It's a trap!
diva239 8
What a dumb arse
stevo918 3
Test number 1
elmo1411 4
i feel you!
elmo1411 4
i feel you!
RokNRoll11 9
I'm glad I take wrestling and not just sit around, not saying that you do just sit around, I'm just glad the exercise helps me stay in shape and not need to diet, I wouldn't have half the discipline you have
enchantxxx 0
Sounds like my mom. She does this to me all the time while criticizing how I need to loose weight. I'm not even overweight!
nick3600 22
Might as well draw a tombstone that says "R.I.P. Diet"