Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
loski87 4
... well he deserves to know!
mrzero 0
wht the **** is OP means???
TheSexynator 0
Orange Penis
metrockick10 0
Don't lie. It means Obsolete Penguin. Poor Jake. When they introduced the new 2.0 version he just couldn't keep up
MellowYelloe 0
Orange Penis. Rofl
year2015 11
#45 OP means original poster
dudefromnyc 0
so what did u expect???? ur hubbu to fall on knees and request u to give one more chance???? come on..... he prolly is happy that he dint have to dump u....and go through the drama...
muffinsareyummy 1
So... How is your life ****** again?
corme_fml 0
because she was expecting him to be like "I totally didn't expect this, please baby...no... let's fix this..." or possibly even arguing about it, instead of just "I saw this coming, can I hang out with your parents still?"
BbYhRtLsS 0
I would HELLA ask the same question to my future ex-spouse!!!!
bobislaughin 0
your a bitch what did he do to you
hotpinkdiamond 0
sounds like this is more of HIS fml...
Frenz 0
You could say yes, then completely ruin the cruise for him. Share a room, be by his side constantly, act all lovey-dovey. Of course this would probably ruin the cruise for you as well.
Awnonymous 4
#55 you have to be the worst retard ever. What, based on this FML, makes you think he'd deserve that?
gregaustex 0
Let me get this straight...you want a divorce. OK. It happens. I won't even assume that you don't have a reason, are cheating, deserve it whatever. But you cry "fml" because he's not hurt enough? That alone says WORLDS about you. Any decent human being would want their pursuit of a different life to do as little harm as possible. I'll bet you're a real joy.
darkmis1 18
^ This
corme_fml 0
While I think the OP is most likely a bitch... there is another perspective to view this from. Maybe she really loves the guy after 15 years but he is the ass or things just aren't working out... Her "This isn't working... I don't think you love me anymore. You never talk or spend time with me. You avoid me. I think it's time for a divorce." Him "Can I still go on the cruise with your parents?" In that case... she isn't wanting him to be hurt... just to show some damn interest in losing a 15 year relationship/friendship...
pimpyd1 0
first!