Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
bflame6 0
he probably isn't upset cuz you're just not hot anymore, and the Cruise will just be a prime opportunity to get with your hotter, younger, single sister.... js
AddHam 0
yeah why is this a FML? you're just pissed that you didnt get a bigger reaction out of him! you're the bitch who's trying to make him feel bad. obviously you don't mean much to him then
marvin_fml 0
Her soon to be ex-husband should get a Non-Removal order! He can have his children's passports seized by the court. (I assume this cruise involves leaving the country.) If he can't go with her, how does he know she's not going to run off with his children.
daddysgirl12000 0
thats funny!!!!!
mabesxx 0
i have similar experience... i broke up with my bf and the first question he asked me was, "what about your formal (aus' equivalent of prom) date?" fml
st0815 9
So for you dumping him is not about ending a relationship which you don't want to be in anymore. Instead it's about making him feel bad because that validates you?
mabesxx 0
no, i told him, "let's break up." and he didnt say okay, or not okay, just asked me "what about your formal?"
rainbowbarf 0
what did you expect? for him to cry and beg you to give him another chance? obviously you arent much of a prize, and im guessing you feel the same way about him since you asked for the divorce!
choiboy118 0
ok im not sayin ydi but really? ur the one askin for a divorce how is that fml? y duz it matter to u if he asks an insensitive question?
deceit 0
well pobably he's finding ways to make it up yo.
2gether4ever 0
yeeah, I know what you mean. I was having a hangout thing with a bunch of my friends and my boyfriend, and not even two days before the hangout he dumped me. the first question out of his month was : "can I still come to your house?". pfft, losers.
randomviolet 0
ok ehats more importent u and him get a devorse or a cruse????? why do u want to get a devorse