Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
Gucci_Girl 2
You plan on when your going to want a divorce after a while...? you must be retarded.
heyred 11
Sound like he wants a divorce, too. Why FML? Because he didn't dissolve into tears?
corme_fml 0
Because crying about it, talking about it or even being mad about would show that he cared, at all. If after 15 years I told my wife I wanted a divorce... I'd rather hear "I want a divorce, too" then "Can I keep the TV?"
TheDrifter 24
Why would you hear that? She'll be keeping the whole house, its you that will have to beg for a tv. Sorry, but that's just how the system works.
Elissaa_fml 0
So? you should be happy that he's not freaking out
oh_danng 0
what a dick. maybe thats why your dumping him ay?
TheZofoDope 0
What a dumbass
bugmenotmofo 34
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce, then told me I can't go on the family cruise, then bitched on the internet about how all this somehow ****** HER life. I've put up with this woman for 15 years already. FML.
bugmenotmofo 34
Also: "Family Cruise" implies there might be kids involved in this marriage/cruise. Totally understandable for a man to be concerned about whether he'll be able to enjoy the quality time he was hoping to have with his kids... before you eventually take them away from him.
marvin_fml 0
Absolutely, apparently this guys primary concern is whether he gets to spend time with his kids.
Quest_ 13
Wow, calm down, drama queen.
melsababe 0
why fml???? yur the one dmping him.
EscherEnigma 0
So... you would have preferred if he took it badly?
metrockick10 0
I think it's more that she at least expected her husband to give a shit. Obviously he isn't invested in the relationship either. I mean, I think if I was divorcing my husband for some reason, I'd at least want him to ask why...Though, before I decided to get a divorce I'd have talked to him about our relationship (and would have hoped he would have talked to me if he was unhappy) so he'd already know why, but in this case, it's fair to say that after 15 years of marriage OP wanted her husband to at least say something along the lines of, that sucks, or show that he cared a little about his family. Instead, he's more focused on getting a free vacation...Which could be one of the issues.