Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
spicayyy 0
very mature of you..
Mean1 0
Who wouldn't react this way? Honestly, if someone uses filing for a divorce as a cry for attention, I wouldn't want them around. So, he probably assumed that you had figured out that you weren't right for each other and/or are with someone else and figured that he should accept it and move on. Sounds like he's lucky that you're leaving, since you're obviously either not too bright, or are very selfish.
seanseansean321 0
how is that a fml? your divorcing him, he wants a cruise. no reason to **** your life.
pfunk129 1
f you for giving up after fifteen years. I'm sure it was torture for him too.
Apotheosis5267 0
Hah.
heypeoplezzz 0
Agree wih you :( but still, feel sorry for him, he's getting a divorse. and no wonder he's getting a divorse if he asked questions like that. (can i come on the cruise - joke!)
jonnyapples 7
we don't know the terms of their divorce or how they get on with their inlaws so I wish people would stop picking sides in the comment section unless they have all the facts.
Igor_g5 0
Yeah, if you're divorcing him at least let him have the cruise.
blastvortex 4
It's a valid question. Or perhaps it's a joke. I can't really tell. Of course, if you can't even give us a reason why you want to divorce him, I would wonder why you want to at all. Thanks for giving us neither rhyme nor reason to pick sides, OP.
Batman4890 0
I'm fairly sure him asking that is a good thing for you; he could however said "well I don't want a divorce so you can stay married to me for however long it is until i have to go through with it" but anyway whats so bad about him wanting to go on a cruise? how bad can he be?