Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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ggasg 0
he at least deserves the cruise... he did put in 15 yrs
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Today, my wife filed for divorce after 15 years of being married. Oh, and to rub salt in the wounds, she decided to exclude me from the cruise her parents paid for us to go on. FML F your ex-husband's life!
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Comments (152)
Official_Person 0
*Kanye West voice* Now I ain't saying he's a gold digger...
googlegirl496 0
big deal, say no you can't because I hate you, then you find a hot tan guy with a six pack and a great butt and take him with you
googlegirl496 0
whatever don't you relize that if he was such a huge jerk that when she asks for a divorce all he cares about is a cruise he doesn't even deserve to go on it anyway
naji12 0
I wanna met this guy. we could hit it off!
iplaymw2 0
15 yrs... why not all the way..my freinds geandparents were married for over 50 years how are u gonna date after that
Phil_McCracken 0
^^^ This
janise 2
Wouldn't it be up to the OP's parents whether to take him? They are the ones paying for it after all and they may actually like the guy.
GoToCheatingNetw 0
you're stupid. this fml proves it. you chose the wring guy or you're just a bitch that had to divorce. and after 15 ******* years. you're such a dumbass
ComMed 0
she could be a bitch and twisting the truth. he could be an ass and the reason she is leaving. We don't know but divorce should always he the last resort.
Tardis10 0
shoot I'd do the same shit.
mateo1991 0
**** his life, in this instance