Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
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Top comments
Djoooiz 0
She needs to get a life.. seriously.
catriona_cd 0
next time... repeat after me: **** off, im ******* your daughter.. that will stop her ever ringing you again :)
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chea_chea 0
I might be wrong here actually, the way it reads you say you have your own place, If that's the case, just let it ring.
skullbuster 0
Well, if you're "well beyond" teenagers, then you are "well beyond" canoodling at the girlfriend's parents house. It's time to represent, son!
shootingstar8D 0
Thats annoying. I can understand why her mother would be so overprotective. Teens these days are doing.... stuff
piles_of_fail 0
oh...wow...I would seriously kill my mom. I still live at home, because college is expensive, but when I have friends over or something, they KNOW not to bug me, because I'm legally an adult, and they acknowledge that. That said, its not so much a '**** your life' as it is a '**** your girlfriend's life'
sportsnut 0
...so if you are well beyond teenagers, why does she still live at home?
littlegoldwoman 0
Oh come on now. Youre probably all of 20 and just trying to get laid and mom smells your bs a mile away and is trying to protect her daughter.
sjx 0
20 isn't that young.
skullbuster 0
Yes, in the grand scheme of things, it is!
xavierdevoy 0
Dreapster, congratulations on being able to use a thesaurus.
Satans_Taint 0
you should have said: "your daughter would love to talk to you, just let me pull my yamsack outta her cum covered mouth"
maybe_tomorrow 0
I feel more sorry for your girlfriend, her mom sounds crazy :/
JessiGoose 0
I have that same problem. :/