MackeyBoy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
clichesk8r 0
Girls don't just sleep with you over some nice comment. Why say FML if you don't even deserve it?
HoesInaBox 0
Yeah OP, you're kind of a douche. flattery gets you no where around smart girls.
PottentialFML 0
Compliments only get you instalayed with girls whose IQs haven't reached double digits.
distortedx 0
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Smart girls? That's an ocy moron
distortedx 0
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oxy*
axle2005 0
It would actually be more suitable to say 'whose IQ's haven't reached triple digits'... because a person can not even be alive in single digits :/
time4coffee 3
Just telling a girl she is beautiful doesn't get you laid. It's line, not cheesy, but it's still just a line
sam11jide 0
its funny how u say girls arent smart yet u cant spell
BbyLenuh 0
hhuh
sam11jide 0
to 83/84
Keita_fml 0
Who moderated this crap?
hapylordofdeath9 0
just what I was going to say. plus, you're a pig
look_its_me 0
try it again. that line works 50% of the time, all the time.
llcooljoey 0
I would have said "your beautiful on the outside now let my other head take a look on the inside" lol jk jk
POVstar 0
you're a noob I can get laid without compliments. just use my humour and my penis is enough...ugggghhb HARDER!!!!
slushpup9696 12
131, the irony is painful.
lovemysnubber 0
agree with 48 and 73. 84 learn to spell oxymoron is one word
jokeson_me 3
Haha right
TomPusslicker 21
your pic looks soooo beautiful....what time you wanna do it? lol OP you have a whole lot to learn. If it were that easy it'll probably cost you a trip to the doctors lol.
scoopssalsa 0
OP is a fag
sammy92 0
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Omg that only works on girls like ummm.. me! hahaha Jk Jk Jk XD
beatleschick1940 9
you made my day
lilcutie00 0
Yeah i totally agree
hiphopchick7 1
I agree, OP is the reason girls think all guys r retards, but ik tht all guys are NOT stupid, just stupid ass "men" like him
Low0522 3
Ya bitch you shouldn't expect to sleep with a girl just cause u complemented her
jarrettd 27
Don't want to ruin your thunder 131 but *it's *aren't * you * and can't Don't be a hypocrite about spelling.
Talis99 26
Honestly, #169, I don't care how old your comment is, that made me giggle.
myktm 0
yea I'm finally firs!!!
chaos753159 4
im first so stfu
B4SK3TB4IL 0
what a bitch
kid357 0
fail @ myktm
HeresReality 0
you gave out a shallow self serving cliche compliment for someone and thy didn't throw their clothes at you? yeah your life is totally ******.
Stumblebum30 5
So because she's not a ****, isn't easy and has some self respect it's a fml for you? I'd say you don't deserve her.
turkishjew 0
exactly, you obviously aren't humane to only compliment someone to get sex.
notyou123 0
fail #2, epic fail
dedrater_kool_u 0
what did 2 say?
ColdSpittle 0
I'm sorry to inform you, but I believe you're retarded.
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
taycandy96 2
good one ^^^
lexie206 0
LOL, #7 made me laugh.
alex1432 9
lol
fudgnugget 0
haha #7 awsome :)
laaauuurrreeennn 0
mwahaha! win.
E40_fml 0
You're an idiot.
giggles5458 0
ohhh booo hoooo! I agree with#1 and #3(:
xanniefiend420 0
how did this get approved? this is stupid. your an idiot. go home. just go home...
bloodhoundbambam 0
Was wondering the same...
comedychick 1
yeaa who the hell approves this shit