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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Girls don't just sleep with you over some nice comment. Why say FML if you don't even deserve it?

Yeah OP, you're kind of a douche. flattery gets you no where around smart girls.

Compliments only get you instalayed with girls whose IQs haven't reached double digits.

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It would actually be more suitable to say 'whose IQ's haven't reached triple digits'... because a person can not even be alive in single digits :/

Just telling a girl she is beautiful doesn't get you laid. It's line, not cheesy, but it's still just a line

its funny how u say girls arent smart yet u cant spell

Who moderated this crap?

just what I was going to say. plus, you're a pig

try it again. that line works 50% of the time, all the time.

I would have said "your beautiful on the outside now let my other head take a look on the inside" lol jk jk

you're a noob I can get laid without compliments. just use my humour and my penis is enough...ugggghhb HARDER!!!!

131, the irony is painful.

agree with 48 and 73. 84 learn to spell oxymoron is one word

your pic looks soooo beautiful....what time you wanna do it? lol OP you have a whole lot to learn. If it were that easy it'll probably cost you a trip to the doctors lol.

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Yeah i totally agree

I agree, OP is the reason girls think all guys r retards, but ik tht all guys are NOT stupid, just stupid ass "men" like him

Ya bitch you shouldn't expect to sleep with a girl just cause u complemented her

Don't want to ruin your thunder 131 but *it's *aren't * you * and can't Don't be a hypocrite about spelling.

Honestly, #169, I don't care how old your comment is, that made me giggle.

yea I'm finally firs!!!

im first so stfu

fail @ myktm

you gave out a shallow self serving cliche compliment for someone and thy didn't throw their clothes at you? yeah your life is totally fucked.

So because she's not a slut, isn't easy and has some self respect it's a fml for you? I'd say you don't deserve her.

exactly, you obviously aren't humane to only compliment someone to get sex.

fail #2, epic fail

I'm sorry to inform you, but I believe you're retarded.

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

You're an idiot.

ohhh booo hoooo! I agree with#1 and #3(:

how did this get approved? this is stupid. your an idiot. go home. just go home...

Was wondering the same...

yeaa who the hell approves this shit