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MackeyBoy United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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Comments (271)

noooo i always feel obliged to sleep with every random dude who tells me im an inside AND outside beauty! how in the world could she resist? weird.

no1 on this website understands sarcasim

It seems 158 you are wrong

No it seem you are the one who dosent understand

Probably because 'sarcasim' isn't a thing.

writer of this fml has no brain.

Quiet_one 22

Yes he does, he just only thinks with his lower one.

haha you actually thought throwing some lame line at her would make her sleep with you? you have a lot to learn

Soybean254 0

wow I'm surprised that didn't work and here I thought girls give sex for stupid compliments YDI

xxhappyninjaxx 0

YDI for being a douche bag!

OP has no life

Please do humanity a favor and sterilize yourself. Not that you'll be getting much but better safe than sorry.

ThisRandomChild 0

Hey 21, ur profile said u probably offended me. I actually agree with u completely, ur picture is just strange and I had to get a closer look lol

YDI for thinking she's easy. jerk!!

I still wouldn't sleep with you either, just cuz you gave er a compliment doesn't mean anythig YDI

well duh. award for the most wussy comment ever goes to you