MackeyBoy
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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
AnAngryDolphin 0
women are stupid and emotional by nature. keep lying to them, some dumb ***** is bound to give it up with little effort.
FMLmuchly 0
yu dick that's a put down to the women of the world. yu Noe we are good at others things than sex. btw YDI for being that desperate and lame
Jdrury 0
she sounds shallow you are better off.
shyanne8105 0
seriously? this this exactly why guys are jerks and are never to be trusted you think just cause you complimet us we will sleep you
paramorefan125 0
o boo fukken whoo u fukken manwhore nt all girls r tht fukken easy smartass
Courtyen 3
So, you expected this?: Guy: you are beautiful, inside and out Girl: oooo, thanks, let's have sex! What do you think women are? Sacks of flesh for men to use for release?!? Go find yourself a hole in the wall to ****, asshole!!!
Squirrel22 0
a girl isnt gonna sleep with u just bc u said shes beautiful. duh
Pilkie01 5
First off, how did this one get approved?!?!?? Secondly, how is this an FML? You can't just expect a girl to sleep with you just because you payed her a compliment.
Pilkie01 5
Why was my comment moderated. All I basically said was that I didn't understand how this got approved and that the OP is a moron
TayyTayy 0
. uhh, if uu haven't noticedd, girls aren't aas simple aas ghuyys!' sorry too break it too yaa sweetie butta yeahh... .
captainmaharet 1
Douchebag.