MackeyBoy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
newmanlyman3 8
who gives a damn
Gummybears4life 0
you dirty pig why on earth do you think a girl will sleep with you because you tell her shes freaking beautiful?! You're gross.
Rota 0
Because all women are ******. Some just don't know it yet.
britterss 0
yeah rota that is exactly it!!!! because every woman eventually just says **** it and screws every one! and the op is a ******* idiot! why would you even think you deserved a girl to talk to you not to even mention sleeping with you! you're disgusting!
xxhappyninjaxx 0
You wil have to forgive her for not being a *****!!!!!
boopityboppity 11
*Gasp* Really? Why not?
Jaded4good 0
Would all the 12 year olds please stop sending in fake FMLs? Thank you.
oh_darling 0
HOW did this get on here? How?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
No, you're doing it wrong. You have to pay her first.
waterynuggets 0
[ ] FYL [ ] YDI [X] Who cares
pzluvbbydux 0
I think you'll live.
hahaha24 0
Rejected !!! lolz