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MackeyBoy United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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dont say it unless you mean it :D

Wow... are you really that stupid? She's your girlfriend, not your pet ***** (yes guys, there is a difference) try actually having a relationship and not expect that she'll rip her clothes off and jump into bed after every nice thing you say.

Well that totally would have worked on me. Not sure what went wrong for ya.

Um... OP little hint.... telling a girl there beautiful won't get them to sleep with u.... unless we are drunk.... and when I mean drunk I mean not being able to stand up drunk..... u r a dick..... for sure.

I doubt any girl worth sleeping with is that easy. YDI

wow ur such a jerk! If ur just saying that stuff to get laid ur disgusting...

you are stupid and ignorent

anyy girl, that's smart won't fall for it..

f*ckn dumass what's your problem really you need to grow up! women deserve more respect than that

hahahah chill ombres so what if one guy outta like 4102.2412.504534 guys is rude like come on btw random numbers are great XD