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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

MackeyBoy United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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Comments (271)

I applaud that girl for having the common sense not to and for seeing right through your shallow words to the pigheaded turd you are.

go back tell her you were just telling her that to get into her panties and that she really is hideous more on the outside but the inside is still negotiable.

skater4life5253 0

hahahahaha ****** thats not how you get a girl

irishwhiskey91 0

This has got to be fake. there's no one out there stupid enough to think that if you say that you'll get laid.

Woah you're a total idiot.

Gynecologists are not supposed to hit on their patients. I believe it's in the Hypocritical Oath.

ive always wanted to get a retarted fml submitted. this guy suceeded i mean clearly he didnt do this on purpose, more for laughs

Dude ur an idiot!!!

ure full of shit