MackeyBoy
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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lexie206 0
don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI
umnfresh2 0
Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...
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Comments (271)
Nic_hole 0
your a jerk for thinking that you stupid bastard!!!
iheartjustinsane 0
You're a ******* tool, OP.
anela_fml 0
you need help. it's called womens intuition hellllo we can read between the BS
crookedtimber 0
Yeah, sure. Especially the stuff that isn't even there.
Emrysa 1
DIAF, moron.
Sharpam 0
Wtf, bitch didn't sleep with you? Go and slap her!
OMGFYLHARD 0
what did the five fingers say to the face?
Alex373 0
wow nobody gives a shit. OP is retarded. and probley ugly
Jimbo2000 0
Oh wow, you didn't get sex. Stop thinking that every woman is easy you jerk.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Every woman IS easy. FYL
mittensbum16 0
lol wow 141 you're a cunnnnntttt
davidhasmorefun 0
I don't understand how you didn't get laid with lines like those
Libelau 0
I know right? Should've been auto-sex right there
tbbucs 0
this isn't a fml. it's an op is a moron.
toomuchcrap 0
sorry dude, she isn't a ****, it is pretty sad that you just said that to get in get pants