By Toldyouso - 22/01/2010 06:16 - United States

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Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
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Boddmon 0
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Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.

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uhohuscrewedup 0
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why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi

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Boddmon 0
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Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door? You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.

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v1kt4r 13
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this has nothing to do with #1s post but someone at least in the 1st 5 should have said it OP i believe u mean lay there...

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holaworld 0
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haha wow! Rhys soo stupiddd

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The_Norwegian 2
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Because it's just a made up story..

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messychick 0
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what she do when she say you there

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jakeidk 0
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did she scream? or mount you??

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mauk 0
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probably had a threesome

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danthehuman 29
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But his girlfriend wasn't there?

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dirtbikeguy 14
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most likely mounted him. probably saw the chest pubes going down to the ball fro and grabbed him by the weiner

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anela_fml 0
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always check first sheesh lol

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uhohuscrewedup 0
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why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi

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anela_fml 0
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but I like that you tried

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joobie 1
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YDI for listening to kenny g

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iBelieve08 0
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dude, you sound gay! i thought that was what the girl was supposed to do =/

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shadaboo2014 0
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lol thts wat happened on the movie valentines day...good movie

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jpsullivan 36
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"he did all that to screw a girl yes of course he must be a homosexual"

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MinaXmassacre 0
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"Kenny G music playing softly..." So you're cheesy and have bad music taste.

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emmmilyyy 0
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Kenny g??? gaahh.. haven't u seen wayne's world 2.. Kenny g is terrible.. u have bad taste in music

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ScaryyMary 14
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Well... is her mom at least a MILF? Did this lead to a make-out (or more) that your girlfriend walked in on?

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