Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
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Boddmon
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Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door?
You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.
You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.
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v1kt4r
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this has nothing to do with #1s post but someone at least in the 1st 5 should have said it
OP i believe u mean lay there...
OP i believe u mean lay there...
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holaworld
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haha wow! Rhys soo stupiddd
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The_Norwegian
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Because it's just a made up story..
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messychick
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what she do when she say you there
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jakeidk
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did she scream? or mount you??
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mauk
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probably had a threesome
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danthehuman
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But his girlfriend wasn't there?
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dirtbikeguy
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most likely mounted him. probably saw the chest pubes going down to the ball fro and grabbed him by the weiner
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anela_fml
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always check first sheesh lol
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uhohuscrewedup
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why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi
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Dr_Jalepenos
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On purpose?
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anela_fml
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but I like that you tried
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joobie
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YDI for listening to kenny g
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iBelieve08
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dude, you sound gay! i thought that was what the girl was supposed to do =/
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shadaboo2014
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lol thts wat happened on the movie valentines day...good movie
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jpsullivan
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"he did all that to screw a girl yes of course he must be a homosexual"
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MinaXmassacre
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"Kenny G music playing softly..." So you're cheesy and have bad music taste.
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emmmilyyy
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Kenny g??? gaahh.. haven't u seen wayne's world 2.. Kenny g is terrible.. u have bad taste in music
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ScaryyMary
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Well... is her mom at least a MILF? Did this lead to a make-out (or more) that your girlfriend walked in on?
You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.