FML : Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked,...

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Toldyouso - / Friday 22 January 2010 06:16 / United States

Intimacy

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By Boddmon | 0

#790950 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:04

Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door?
You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.

By uhohuscrewedup | 0

#790984 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:17

why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi

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By Boddmon | 0

#790950 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:04

Why would your girlfriend knock on her own door?
You're an idiot for not realizing it would be someone else.

v1kt4r | 13

#791227 - Friday 22 January 2010 18:45

this has nothing to do with #1s post but someone at least in the 1st 5 should have said it
OP i believe u mean lay there...

holaworld | 0

#791627 - Friday 22 January 2010 22:29

haha wow! Rhys soo stupiddd

The_Norwegian | 2

#792795 - Saturday 23 January 2010 8:43

Because it's just a made up story..

messychick | 0

#798246 - Monday 25 January 2010 20:15

what she do when she say you there

By jakeidk | 0

#790971 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:11

did she scream? or mount you??

mauk | 0

#934660 - Thursday 11 March 2010 4:00

probably had a threesome

danthehuman | 29

#5997213 - Friday 4 July 2014 6:19

But his girlfriend wasn't there?

dirtbikeguy | 14

#6392031 - Tuesday 25 August 2015 6:20

most likely mounted him. probably saw the chest pubes going down to the ball fro and grabbed him by the weiner

By anela_fml | 0

#790983 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:16

always check first sheesh lol

By uhohuscrewedup | 0

#790984 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:17

why do ppl try these things when parents are at home. ydi

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3177809 - Thursday 25 August 2011 17:01

On purpose?

By anela_fml | 0

#790986 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:18

but I like that you tried

By joobie | 1

#791001 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:26

YDI for listening to kenny g

By iBelieve08 | 0

#791007 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:29

dude, you sound gay! i thought that was what the girl was supposed to do =/

shadaboo2014 | 0

#877601 - Sunday 21 February 2010 4:17

lol thts wat happened on the movie valentines day...good movie

jpsullivan | 35

#6219927 - Tuesday 3 March 2015 7:28

"he did all that to screw a girl yes of course he must be a homosexual"

By MinaXmassacre | 0

#791044 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:50

"Kenny G music playing softly..." So you're cheesy and have bad music taste.

By emmmilyyy | 0

#791048 - Friday 22 January 2010 16:54

Kenny g??? gaahh.. haven't u seen wayne's world 2.. Kenny g is terrible.. u have bad taste in music

By ScaryyMary | 14

#791072 - Friday 22 January 2010 17:07

Well... is her mom at least a MILF? Did this lead to a make-out (or more) that your girlfriend walked in on?

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