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By 2dumb2drive - 12/02/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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My new friend

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 13:58

Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML

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Don't just stand there!

By Gem - 05/04/2013 11:04 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I carried flat-packed boxes home from work to move my things into a new apartment. Whilst walking down the street, the wind kept blowing and spinning me round. A crowd eventually gathered, mistaking me for a street performer. Nobody helped or even threw me any loose change. FML

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Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML

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It's complicated

By StellarSapience - 22/05/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I was at work at an office store. I was instructed to put together several tape-free cardboard boxes. I then realized that I can disassemble and reassemble a computer with my eyes closed and one hand behind my back, but I was outsmarted by a cardboard box. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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Coincidence

By lostmystuff - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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By Blamethepostman - 16/09/2016 15:10

Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:58

'Two dumb two drive', I guess that is everything that needs to be said about this FML.

PSQ91 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 12:01

Oh yeah because that would be so much fun!?

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Kelishas 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:45

In the YDI category... Not the best decision for keeping your car in good shape

xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:18

haha ur smart

UnanomousGurl 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:08

agreed im super curious

dansco 24

Monday 14 February 2011 4:33

Hey genius, hand your license in on your way out!

xGraycloud 4

Monday 14 February 2011 5:35

was there a hobo in one of 'em?!

Zodiac666 0

Monday 14 February 2011 10:32

Idiot!

DoesUntoOthers 0

Monday 14 February 2011 22:39

Your an idiot. Children play in cardboard boxes you know. Forget the damage to your car, what if you killed somebody?

kimanime 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:24

that was funny

Veganpm 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:00

douche....

Vagmanec 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 4:05

Wow, I would say more like 2dumb2live. There could have been anything at all in there. I can't even fathom how someone would be stupid enough to think "oh hey some boxes, I'll HIT THEM WITH MY CAR"! Wtf?? Get some damn sense

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