My new friend

By Anonymous - 21/09/2020 13:58

Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML
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Check if the coffee you are drinking in the morning is real coffee.

They are real -- they are real cardboard cut-outs. Unless you are hallucinating the cut-outs. Haven't you been offended that the person you were waving to hasn't acknowledged you at all?

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They are real -- they are real cardboard cut-outs. Unless you are hallucinating the cut-outs. Haven't you been offended that the person you were waving to hasn't acknowledged you at all?

Check if the coffee you are drinking in the morning is real coffee.

I thought I saw a cardboard cut-out of Jason Bateman at the Emmys. Turns out it was really him. Freaked me the fuck out.