Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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Top comments
youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
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Comments (224)
pixie1000 0
lol @ #186 Your life is not ******, but thanks for the laugh!
NIRVANAfan123 0
Guys, if you don't like T9, or auto-correct, here is a magical idea......turn it off.
Zaiope 0
who whould even text their gf telling her that you are going to kick anyones ass... except from her ex
13FMYLIFE 0
tht makes no sense. it is a word, so it duznt change it.
KingRDZ 0
why don't u send your girl one of these messages kick* dumbass
edgeofhysteria 0
And your girlfriend is so dumb that she wouldn't understand if you tried to explain it to her? Oh, wow, FYL! No, seriously. That's just a funny typo if you ask me. -.-
ayerimrod 0
i dont thini this i FML worthy but if i was "the girlfriend" i would be lmao for sure...!
4toestatue 7
haha and she was wondering how were you getting those high grades.
DxGxAxF_DEAN 0
damn dogg thats wat u get for having auto correct!
DarDarAttack 0
Yummy. Maybe she could join in? You'd have one kinky three-some. You'll get an A+ for sure!