Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my girlfriend had an "accident" at home. She texted me about it. I tried to lightly tease her and sent a comment about her shitting her pants… to the family group chat by mistake. I'm currently writing my last will and testament. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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youdidwhatnow 0
Lmfao. Maybe she can join?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)
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Comments (224)
purplemnm 9
wow kinky boy >.<
julieee015 0
this was gay. who cares! just say ooops...I mean kick. it's not a big deal.
I_am_stupid_also 6
hot for teacher
Ttime21921 0
lmao
breannav 0
I totally did that the other day. I texted a friend that was working. I said thanks for pumping my ass instead of gas. lol
Danielt104 6
lol!!
kimicalassassin 0
my damn iPhone does that crap. "ducking" is a repeat offender of mine.
MXavierT 0
Except for anyone who passed third grade English.
DarkJoy_fml 5
For everyone asking how this is an FML it's not, but I have to say it is awesome having something I actually laughed at instead of the normal bs "I found someone else's clothes in my bf/gf's house." "I slipped on ice and bashed my head." So yea definitely not an FML. but I love stories about how T9 ***** up the intended message. I definitely laughed at this one. Thank you OP and I am glad your life is not ******.
princess_88 0
lmfao that is funny