Mr Boring-Town, Norway 30 years-old
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
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