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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

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By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By gummy bear - 21/01/2011 11:41

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

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Courtz55 14

Wednesday 31 August 2016 10:38

Guess you don't regularly send things like this...

TheEpicKitten 20

Wednesday 31 August 2016 11:01

There really isn't enough information to go on here, what kind of heartfelt message was this op?

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man_dead97 7

Thursday 1 September 2016 5:30

happens to me quite often

pacman490 21

Thursday 1 September 2016 12:38

Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy?

AmericanBadAss 21

Thursday 1 September 2016 21:41

Caught in a landslide No escape from reality

Sora_McKain 36

Saturday 3 September 2016 23:54

Open you eyes. Look up to the skies and see.

JeremyTheSnake 4

Thursday 1 September 2016 15:43

She calls 'em like she see 'em.

jbivens1992 17

Thursday 1 September 2016 20:33

If its that strange for her to receive something like that from you then it sounds like you need to do some relationshio work.

rozdawg 13

Friday 2 September 2016 12:07

Sounds like you need to communicate better on a regular basis.

brZora 5

Monday 5 September 2016 15:59

this is when you know you're probably just a jackass on the daily...

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