Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
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saint_jimmy 0
Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.
thelargestidiot 0
I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too
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Comments (71)
zun19a 0
yay for booty calls!
hotalbanian 0
fuckme
mightymart 5
you totally deserve it for being in love with a moron... get some self-respect and move on with ur life
perfect_jenny 0
Lol. ahaha hope you came back with a witty reply about how he's not good enough to be a bc!
hahaalolz 0
it's a legit question...
underaegis 0
does it matter? If it is; try for sex, if not still try for sex
psaphier 9
why would you text your ex unless you really wanted him to stick it to you?
johnnie254 7
ydi! don't ever approach men like that. first impressions are lasting impressions
TyIsGeek 0
if you stay with him you're the fool
persephone13 0
YDI for doing something so desperate.