Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML
Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
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saint_jimmy 0
Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.
thelargestidiot 0
I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too
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Comments (71)
prin101 0
LoL!!
allmidnighteyes 11
If you're going to tell someone you still have feelings for them over a text message of all things, then you deserve whatever misogynistic bullshit you get as a reply.
gibby1235 6
misogynistic? don't make fun of me or anything but I've never heard of it before. what's it mean?
pcakewafflebacon 0
it's another word for lesbian
FantasticFin 0
you are a jerk, I really really don't like you. please leave my life forever. (the the poster I commented on)
RedPillSucks 33
Don't you have dictionary.com on your version of the internet?
allmidnighteyes 11
BAWWWWWW FantasticFin, u mad? and misogynistic stands for sexy.
MissErikaHart 0
I'm glad I learned all my Greek roots
pcakewafflebacon 0
**** yeah utah ftmfw
denvan 0
You should've called
Bblock 5
booty call?
oPR0t0TYPEo 0
I wish my ex would txt me that..
Icyyy 0
Same xD I was the 1 that broke up w/ him, but he's hotter now.
LemonStarship 5
he's got you on a leash and he's not even trying.
evilcartman 0
straight to business can't hate a sraight shooter.
xxxbooxxx 16
Booty call.. BITCH!!!
blahblahblah1234_fml 0
get over him