By fun in functioning, I suppose - 20/01/2015 19:54 - United States - Starkville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML
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Lebeaugars95 20

Your boyfriend sounds really fun

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seriouslygrowup 11

I think your boyfriend's reaction is based on past experience. He is probably used to you only sending those kind of messages when you're tipsy/drunk. Hence his assumption/lecturing. Maybe be like that more often without having to be under the influence and show him that you don't need booze to be playful

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jademitch 20

Clearly not someone who enjoys a kinky message at that time of the day

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Sheepalicious 20

That's just mean. If he ever tries to dirty text you, just tell him he's drunk. :D

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sierra142 19

I read this on reddit earlier as a meme.

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driftsenses 3

If you're boyfriend thinks you need to be sober to get dirty then you may be doing something wrong

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Robo_Wonder 2

You stole this from the front page of Reddit.

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