Transportation: Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle...

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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When life gives you lemons…

By Lemonhead - 30/11/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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Thursday 8 October 2009 20:33

That'll show him to never mess with you again

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:42

Despite your absentmindedness, OP, the guy's an embecile for saying it was your fault. I'm pretty sure rear-ending someone is illegal in every state.

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zach2556 0

Friday 9 October 2009 4:45

Not saying this is fake but I know that this or somthing damn close has been posted here before.

Ducki3 0

Friday 9 October 2009 5:06

not JUST a fail... an EPIC FAILURE

gsfgf 0

Friday 9 October 2009 5:21

OP - nice

teiso_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 5:59

I'm not saying the accident was your fault, it probably wasn't, but spitting in his face and preparing for a fight is the stupidest way to go about dealing with it.

greenbaypackers 0

Friday 9 October 2009 6:23

you deserve to get the crap kicked out of you for trying to spit in someone's face

cheapsheep_fml 0

Friday 9 October 2009 10:53

LMAOOOO. okay, laughter has died down now. I can't imagine what went through that guys minds. "look at that fool. i pitty the fool" lmao.

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Friday 9 October 2009 14:00

You ride a motorcycle. YDI

xOpheliacx 0

Friday 9 October 2009 14:37

So... were you mad because he was right, or because you're just too aggressive?

netbeui435 3

Friday 9 October 2009 14:42

lawsuit

LilaBear 1

Friday 9 October 2009 14:43

It's always the person behind's fault for not allowing enough stopping space... did you feel you had to somehow prove yourself? If you'd actually started a fight you would have gotten in trouble with the cops too... as it is, you could have just left it and he'd be the only one in trouble. (Incidentally, when I was about 18 and my bro 13 we were riding our bikes and I suddenly realised I had not done up my helmet. I stopped suddenly and he rammed into me from behind. He started ripping into me about stopping suddenly when Dad shut him up quick smart with "it is always the person behind's fault, you need to make sure you leave enough space", giving him an impromptu traffic lesson :P).