Transportation: Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle...

By lumacsp - 08/10/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

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Today, I was riding my bike back to my house. Suddenly I was hit by something in the head. I looked down to see a lemon on the ground and looked up to see a guy yelling at me in a car that was passing. He was yelling at me because I got in the way of the house he was throwing it at. FML

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Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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Thursday 8 October 2009 20:33

That'll show him to never mess with you again

BeeSkwaird 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 20:42

Despite your absentmindedness, OP, the guy's an embecile for saying it was your fault. I'm pretty sure rear-ending someone is illegal in every state.

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13929jje 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:34

Spitting is disgusting..what were you hoping to achieve fighting like that? What were you hoping to achieve from starting a fight anyway? Grow up, be an adult, and talk things through. Accidents like this are a pain in the arse but shit happens in the big scary world of adulthood..you gotta learn how to handle it without violence or you're going to find yourself in prison or having someone beat the living shit out of you; not everyone you start a fight with is going to back down.

teethsoup 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:11

yeah once i got in a fight and i didnt throw a punch but once the kid spit on me i pounced on him quicker then a tiger cause spitting is disgusting the fight didnt go far it got broken up before i punched

sobe23 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:40

What are you Pumpkin? Lol. Spitting in peoples faces can be illegal! It's just plain dirty!

SNOTTYBONES 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:46

I agree with #28. You spit on someone in Texas and that would be the last thing you do. That is the ultimate insult.

Julsa 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:46

Ha. Why would you spit on him first? That's giving him a chance to get the first hit..just go straight for the face with your fist! Silly

jessxoxo28 5

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:53

LOL ewwww i agree with #34

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:11

fake: http://www.fmylife.com/love/4142743 "The reason why crash helmets are small is because people who wear them haven't got a brain. Otherwise they'd have a car."

Subtext 10

Friday 9 October 2009 2:16

Is your life so pathetic that you have nothing better to do than browsing through old fmls just to find one that sounds vaguely similar so you can cry "fake" and have some "evidence" ?!

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 9 October 2009 11:18

It's because the one I mentioned is one of my favourite FML, that's why I know. look at my favourites. Your life on the other hand is so pathetic that you comment on pathetic lives. How pathetic is that?

havetoadjust 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:11

spit in his face? that's just gross and trashy

EatMyCrayonz 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:15

Its really annoying how theres comments on ever FML saying its fake,, I mean c'mon whats the point in coming on this website if you don't believe any of it?

killerrr 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:37

Exactly! It's one thing if there is a FML that is obviously fake, but it's another to come on here crying fake about every single one.

diet_otaku 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:25

WHY'D YOU STOP AT A LEGAL RED LIGHT, AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80?!?!?

killerrr 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:42

YDI for essentially spitting in your own face. Spitting is disgusting. It's assault and if you were going to assault him anyway, you should have just punched him. At least a fat lip/black eye will remind him to watch what he's doing. FYL for the these effing FL drivers who think that they are never at fault for an accident. Yes, YOU'RE (meaning the OP) the one to blame for being stopped at a red light while the dumbass behind you was probably picking his nose, talking/texting on the phone, or reading the paper and not paying attention to his driving. Idiots.