By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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joanniejore 7

The only time I have ever heard of something similar is in the movie American Psycho with Christian Bale. There's a scene where he's having a three way, and keeps checking himself out in the mirror. Just saying.

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kitties_fml 12

It depends--are you bisexual? I am & I gotta say, my own delightful ******* and slender hourglass figure definitely turn me on.

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azk3000 9

Go on. Oh, that? Ignore that, that's just a marker I put in my pocket...

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angela11112334 0

I wish I had a dick to ********** either way (; Lmfao jk

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bubo_fml 10

I'd be more concerned about the post fapping delimma. Clean off a spunky mirror or throw away a soggy **** pic...

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Frooo 6

I did that too, it's not really pathetic, you just try at least once. I love(not) how people on here are judging someone based on one single sentence.

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hateevryone 14

I wouldn't even want to look at myself while masturbating.

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