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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 20:01 - United States - Williamsport
Today, I emptied the morning coffee grounds from the coffee maker so I could set it up for tomorrow morning. When I threw out the filter, something in the grounds caught my eye. It was a dead spider. It had brewed with my coffee that morning. I also happen to be severely arachnophobic. FML
You're probably going to get superpowers now. Start making your spandex costume as you learn of your powers and can use them with great responsibility!
I think you have to swallow a fly to die. You could swallow a spider to get the fly before you die.