Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
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Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, while mopping the kitchen, I ended up slipping and and knocked over the table that had my mom’s iPad on it. The screen shattered; I sprained my wrist. I asked my mom to take me to the ER. She called me "selfish" because her iPad screen repair would "cost more." FML
Today, I was feeling pretty proud of myself for building an Ikea shelf/dresser combo completely by myself. When going to put the last drawer together, I dropped one of the boards. The corner landed perfectly in the middle of my phone screen, shattering it. It's going to cost $230 to fix it. FML
Today, right after I finished writing a very important paper and saved it to my hard drive, my barely 2-year-old Macbook decided to completely stop functioning. I went to the Apple store and even they can't get it to turn on. That's $1500 down the drain along with my grade. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML
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schwarzproductio 0
How can you step on your macbook if you are "extra carefull"??? Putting it on the floor, or maybe you did dance on the table?, isn't carefull at all!
russianspy1234 11
so spend 900 and get a pc that's better.
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Comments (273)
twaumat 28
never buy an apple, please!
droptableusers 7
YDI for buying overpriced iCrap.
Hornedone 7
YDI for buying a Mac. Now Mac fan boys/girls vote down my comment :D
KaptainKickAss 5
Do you regurarly put your expensive items on the floor..?
Coolaidegirl 18
Frankly I have a 2 year old MacBook, and it's perfectly fine, and I've stepped on it quiet a few times and I even managed to launch it across my room once in my sleep. I really hope you can get it fixed or get a new one and maybe try a case, trust me , it helps a lot, plus u can decorate it without wrecking the physical computer
denica 6
If you had 3500 dollars to spend why wouldn't you get insurance?
IJG2000 16
Because everybody has $2000 dollars in their pocket at all times :)
patrick227 1
table, chair, one of those tv dinner stands, a counter, a bed, ANY of these things would have Ben better
NinjaWangWang 2
Macs are the absolute worst computers ever made. There is no reason to purchase such an overpriced Facebook machine
sayhisoph 26
WHY was your MacBook on the floor?!!! YD!