Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
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Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend’s place for the first time. In the morning, I brushed my teeth using the toothbrush in the cup next to the sink. He came in and said, “Oh, you found the one I use to clean my sneakers.” FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
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TheMitmit 0
Reminds me of the time my sister said she used my toothbrush to clean the dog's teeth. Toothbrushes should be hidden from all family members in a special place only you know about...
shykneejess 0
Ew, I probably would have thrown up, no joke. Wash your mouth out with baking soda and/or salt warm water to disinfect and prevent any bacteria from sprouting in there. The last thing you need is a type of fungus or mouth sores that could be prevented. Sorry to hear that happened... *Shivers...*. FYL
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Comments (73)
pancakes_n_syrup 0
why don't you pack your own toothbrush? that's gross
Hullaballoo 0
Take your own toothbrush with you when you stay over places. Sheesh
hsmiles 0
Hope you learned your damn lesson. Next time, ASK your grandmother before you go sticking random objects into your mouth.
luckyyyme 0
OMG, #19 made me want to vomit. Why would someone use a toothbrush to brush their toes??? Has she ever heard of a wash cloth or scrub brush?!
kellster 2
That's disgusting. Why didn't you pack your own toothbrush??? And why would you just use some random toothbrush that you found, with or without asking? You kind of asked for that. I mean, would it have been any better if it had been a toothbrush your grandparents used for their mouths?? If it's not a brand new toothbrush, still in its packaging, you probably shouldn't put it in your mouth.
FuzzMonkey09 0
Now thats just sick.
jdrives 0
why are old people so gross?
Sakeyaki 0
Why didn't you ask for a toothbrush in the first place?
shehzeenahmed 0
why does she use a toothbrush for her toenails? thats just weird. you need to take her out for a pedicure.
dwights 0
i just vomited a little