Work, Customers and Annoying: Classic non-ironical Ironic - FML

Classic non-ironical Ironic

By Karen - 21/11/2022 18:00

Today, I had a shift at my job at a grocery store that was full of rude and impatient customers. Someone dropped a bottle of wine and it shattered next to me. I found a half-eaten packet of sushi behind some magazines. The scale on another register broke. "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette played on the store radio at the end. FML

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Monday 21 November 2022 20:02

Your items have less irony than the Alanis Morrisette song. None of yours are ironic. I argue that "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" is ironic, and a few of the others could be in certain circumstances.

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Monday 21 November 2022 20:02

Your items have less irony than the Alanis Morrisette song. None of yours are ironic. I argue that "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" is ironic, and a few of the others could be in certain circumstances.

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