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Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
You might be able to take legal action with that one.
A-ha! I imagined shenanigans like that go on in food trucks. That's why I don't eat at them.