Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
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Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, I put my laundry into the machine before work and came home eight hours later. The clothes were still sitting there, completely dry. I'd forgotten to turn the machine on. Somehow that felt worse than forgetting the laundry altogether. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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keepmeonthedl 7
This is why you always check your pockets before doing laundry.
Geiko_fml 0
You know, saying you aren't one just makes you seem more like one.
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mintcar 10
You must not do laundry very often. Unless you have the money to buy another, you should just invest in a cheap MP3 player.
bachooka 5
my iPhone has had a bath with my kids... been driven over by my car... swiped across my windsheild... buried in the sand... drooled on... dropped from my bike... the list goes on and on... and it still works. I'm typing this on it right now.
mintcar 10
What? Really? You're part of the lucky few. Mine fell in water and the " home" button completely stopped working. I'm glad I had money saved up for a replacement.
tacobird123 7
sounds like you got the limited edition "chuck Norris" iPod.
xxxkittykatxxx 0
Ipods are pretty darn sturdy though
ADiNozzo 1
it might be ok as long as it was off and you don't turn it on while it's wet. I washed my xbox controller after my friend spilled mountain dew all over it including the electronics. threw it in the dish washer had the battery out waited for it to dry an bam it worked just fine.
femaleodd 0
My ipod survived getting totally soaked while I was riding my bike home from work and it still works. But now I keep all my electronics in a ziploc bag in my backpack on my way home.
maccamcrbja 5
omg happened to me... left it alone for a week with that rice trick... and it still works, just doesn't have a backlight -.-;
jbsington 8
put it in rice or those silicone gel packs that say "do not eat"
Lauren10102 3
lol yea, i just realized that i could do that, i am new to fml and i have it as an app, sorry i am commenting on a lot of ppls stuff, not just urs
CitrusGirl 0
If you're saying that Geiko looks like a creeper I have to say that I like his pic more than most of the guys pictures on fml. He actually has a real, normal picture if himself. Because most of the guys seem to have pictures of their abs (or more likely someone elses abs that were conveniently located on google images)
dinoridinninja 0
don't try turning it on, leave it in a spot that gets sulight for 3 or 4 days to dry out, that's what I did and mine worked happily for another 3 years