Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I found the missing sock from my laundry inside the sleeve of a hoodie I’d already worn twice. I now know where my laundry goes to hide from me. FML
Today, I put my laundry into the machine before work and came home eight hours later. The clothes were still sitting there, completely dry. I'd forgotten to turn the machine on. Somehow that felt worse than forgetting the laundry altogether. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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keepmeonthedl 7
This is why you always check your pockets before doing laundry.
Geiko_fml 0
You know, saying you aren't one just makes you seem more like one.
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Geiko_fml 0
You know, saying you aren't one just makes you seem more like one.
Lauren10102 3
Its all good of u have a warrenty
mintcar 10
I don't think water damage covers warranty.
Brettttt 0
*warranty covers water damage
JustinKingr 0
no... it says on it that it doesn't cover it
Hgielad_720 0
Aw, I'm sorry. But look on the bright side, maybe now you can get a new one :)
Xavi89 0
hahahhahahah!
chrisbxtch 0
lmaooo that sucks. well atleast its shiny new again. fyl.
saywhaaat_01 0
that sucks!
aback 5
Outsmarted by the washer, once again!
gitarex 4
that sucks man. i feel you. same ahit happened to me
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
mine has been in the washer, pissed on by my cat, and i downloaded soulja boy on it. stop complaining.
Lauren10102 3
still he may be a creeper, but look at ur pic... just saying